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So if you fell for it, you were only doing what was natural and right in the world.

After dating a few Latinos in my life, I am dead serious when I say THERE AIN’T NOTHING COMPARED TO THE SUAVAMENTE OF A CUBAN PAPI.

But really, you don’t even know how it’s going to work and wish they would stop asking that question. But from now on, you’ll never date anyone who doesn’t propose to you within the first couple of days. But regardless, staying in the house of a Cuban without paying is ILLEGAL.

This blog post is for all y’all who got lost in the Cuban sauce and the things I’ve learned that has made my life easier having a long-distance relationship in one of the most difficult countries in the world. No proposal means he’s just not willing to be extra about you. In addition, the owners of casa particulares probably won’t appreciate you bringing over a Cuban man or woman unannounced.

You know with the Trump thing and the embargo thing and the no-internet thing and the only speak Spanish thing. In fact, if he hasn’t proposed to you, HE’S NOT THAT INTO YOU. Cubans are just dramatic and that’s just his way of expressing himself. I’m just gonna skip over how sex actually works in Cuba, because I’m sure you’ve gotten plenty of practice.

For the purposes of simplifying this blog post, the author will refer to the Cuban significant other as “he” but recognizes that this is applicable to females as well as non-binary genders. Y’all met yesterday and today you’re meeting his family and tomorrow he’s introducing you as the mother of his future children. (I mean, WOULD YOU want a potential prostitute in your house?

In addition, the author understands this blog post is general as fuck. These are just common questions and situations that have been submitted to the blog and are being addressed all at one time. ) Make sure you let your casa owner AHEAD of time, who and how many people will be accompanying you.

They can only see the last 10 emails sent before it automatically deletes, so don’t be blowing up his email.

Also, you’ll find yourself dropping everything to talk to him once he is connected to internet, because you never know when he’s going to be able to connect again. I got so tired of carrying around my phone and being available, especially when you’re traveling or at work trying to live your life.